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Looking for a funny meme gift, or just something funny for yourself?
Our "MY LAST FUCK OH LOOK... IT'S ON FIRE" candle fits the bill!
For our candles we are using a premium natural and Poured Soy Blended Wax.
Our candles are created in the USA & ship from the USA.
Choose from one of these wonderful scents:
Birthday Cake: A rich blend of fresh churned butter, sugar, and creamy vanilla bean.
Camp Fire: This fragrance is a amber, earthy aroma with balsam, and fresh spices.
Cinnamon Bun: This fragrance is a cinnamon accord with warm nutty undertones along with the aroma of fresh baked bread, similar to ginger bread cookie.
Hazelnut Coffee: This fragrance is an aroma of freshly brewed coffee beans combined with creamy vanilla with a base note of nutty hazelnuts.
Magnolia Blossom: A luxuriously romantic floral with sweet magnolia, white sandalwood, and soft amber.
Marine Salt Air: Refreshing salty ocean sea mist, sea weathered driftwood, and hints water lily.
Passion Fruit & Guava: This fragrance is a tropical blend of passion fruit & guava with peaches, strawberries, pineapple with slight notes of orange.
Pumpkin Pie: This fragrance is an aroma of freshly baked pumpkin pie with balanced cinnamon notes.
Vanilla: A rich vanilla bean fragrance with hints of sweet cane sugar.
- 9 oz. candle size
- Glass vessel
- Average burn time 50-60 hours
- 100% natural soy wax blend
- 100% cotton wick
- Non-toxic. Contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- 2.75" in Diameter
- 3.5" in Height
We are using clean aroma oils for our candles.
Our standards are rigorous, and they exclude many materials that are ubiquitous in other suppliers’ fragrance oils. You may already be familiar with our exclusion of phthalates, but we also exclude materials with similar health concerns, including those on California’s Prop 65 list. Materials known to be carcinogens in California aren’t any safer elsewhere!
There are five main “hazard groups” that we simply don't allow in our aroma oils.
- Carcinogens: These are materials known or thought to cause cancer.
- Mutagens: Materials that change the DNA of a cell, harming the cell and causing diseases like cancer.
- Reproductive toxins: Toxins that adversely affect reproductive organs and increase the risk of birth defects.
- Organ toxins: These are toxins that can cause adverse effects or disease within specific bodily organs.
- Acute toxins: Toxins that can cause adverse effects from a single exposure. Generally, this would be accidental exposure like spillage or ingestion.
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It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.
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